Review: Hoopty Time Machines by Christopher DeWan

Ihoopty_lower-case_front-196x300t’s no secret that we’re dedicated admirers of Christopher DeWan. (Christofans? DeWanthusiasts?) His clever Robinson Crusoe-Gilligan’s Island mashup, “The Life of Strange and Surprizing Adventure,” washed ashore in our February 2015 issue, and “Godzilla Reading Haiku” trampled our collective hearts back in 2013 and stamped into our most recent print anthology.

So when we were invited to review his flash fiction collection, we were over the moon like a cow on a trampoline. As soon as the slick little number (props to Yevgenia Nayberg for nifty cover design) popped up in our Pine Barrens mail hole, we plunged in with high expectations–and we were not disappointed.

Hoopty Time Machines (Atticus Books) is the literary equivalent of a perfect mix tape. Cover tracks of beloved stories and myths turn the classics upside down and shake shiny new coins out of their pockets. “Goldilocks and the Three Boys” shines in the details, such as how each brother’s name has sly ursine or woodland tones, while “Poseidon’s Net” is funny and sad and plays rough with words like “fishnets.”

There are also some original songs on the playlist. Standouts include the aforementioned tale of daikaiju zen as well as “Voodoo” and “The Trolls,” which depict (from different vantage points) parent-child relationships that may or may not be suffering from supernatural interference. Oh, and the object mentioned in the title track is not what it claims to be. Except, in a painful way, it is.

The speculative elements in these stories are engaging on their own terms, but they never overpower the achingly human desires of their characters. There are doorstop novels out there that fail to achieve the emotional impact DeWan can generate with a single honest, well-crafted sentence: “All we knew was that we were alone again, in the quiet, with nothing but one another” (“The Signal”).

The subtitle of the collection, Fairy Tales for Grown Ups, hints at the wonders and horrors that infuse the stories while effectively framing their audience: Here There Be Monsters, but they are often tangled with the psychological foes one must battle later in life as a weary denizen of the modern world. Treat yo’self to this book of delightmares. And while you’re at it, grab one for a friend.

The official release date is September 22, 2016, but you can pre-order it now!

A Bucketful of Crazy

extinction is for chumpsHere we are, less than a week away from the official release of Eirik Gumeny’s Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents. That’s less than a week to get in your pre-orders! You don’t want to have to just regular-order it, do you?

For those of you on the fence, let us assure you, this is the single greatest book written by Eirik so far these year. But don’t take our word for it. Take the word of some other stranger on the internet:

“This book is a bucketful of crazy and I enjoyed every minute.”

That’s right, the first review of Dead Presidents can be found here. And if that’s not enough to convince you to buy a copy, well, we just don’t know what is.

Red Hot Danger Love

Two new reviews of Love Me are out!

It’s twisted and perverted (which isn’t a bad thing!), and wildly inventive. Every time you figure you’ve reached the heights of absurdity, and have found a rare lull in the story, he dangles something even more ridiculous in front of you … and then sneaks up behind you and macks you over the head with something even more unexpected.

Bibrary Book Lust

The book has it all dark comedy, angst, nuclear attacks and genitalia.

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And, don’t forget, if you need more Danger_Slater in your life — the FDA recommends at least 3 servings a day — his newest, “Red Hot Panda Love,” is in Issue Twenty-Five and available for immediate ingestion.