“Steve has a really crazy sense of humour in the great tradition of the Goon Show and Monty Python. Thank him for me, please, for a witty, inventive, surreal and subversive collection.”
— Gillian Bennett, author of “Alas, Poor Ghost!”: Traditions of Belief in Story and Discourse

“If I had to use one word to describe this book, it would be ‘quirky.’ Schwegler has sought to use the world around us and give it a slant. With appearances by intelligent squirrels, talking food, and even Jesus, the range of story subjects will make you look at reality in a new way.”
Kimberly Lynn Workman, Fandomania

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“Hello, my name is Jerry and my friend here would like to talk to you about Perhaps. by Stephen Schwegler. Go ahead, Santa.”


“Nice. Would you like to tell us a few of your favorite lines from this book?”


“Yeah, those are pretty great. For those of you who are not fluent in chipmunk:

‘And besides, Heaven has E-Z Pass.’

‘Lay a body out, chop it up and store it in Tupperware.’

‘Must provide own uniform.’

‘The room didn’t flow.’


‘Not now, I need to call a locksmith.’

‘See I was healing these lepers, said the wrong thing and, poof, here I am.’

‘Eat one and I’ll let you go.’

‘That’s because you’re trying to open it with your feet.’

‘I think he referred to him as a “deranged crack head.”’

Wait, that last one wasn’t about me, right?”


“OK, good.”


Read an excerpt here!