We need some real toads up in this imaginary garden, yo!

Hypnotoad

The Hypnotoad is especially fond of scifaiku.

We know you’re out there, poets. We have incontrovertible evidence. So bust out those pens (or, you know, keyboards) and dash off a few lines for us. It’s what Marianne Moore would do.

Things we like: villanelles, limericks, haiku, free verse, invented forms, vivid imagery, sestinas, narrative poems, blank verse, playful use of sound, ballads, sonnets, prose poems, tanka, lyric poems, and odes.

One thing we don’t like: in the words of our illustrious Production Editor, “wonky-ass formatting.” If left-justification of all lines will ruin your poem, please don’t send it to us.

Check the guidelines, then submit.

The July Issue Is Here!

Raise your hand if you’ve ever paid money to look at something floating in a jar.

Laydeez and Gentledudes, step right up and witness the wonders of the fifty-sixth issue of Jersey Devil Press, where Everything Is Astounding and Nothing Is As It Seems!

Clap and cheer for C.R. Dobson and his amazing albino beaver! Quake in your boots before Sean Ealy’s alternative royal family! Prepare to question the laws of gravity when things get topsy-turvy with J-P Humann! Hold your breath as JDP veteran Bruce J. Berger does some heavy exterminating! Let Gary Moshimer, also returning to this hallowed stage, capture your imagination with a swarm of delicate wings! Marvel at the aesthetic feats performed by Buzz Siler, this month’s cover artist!

Read it online or download the .pdf.

You Won’t Believe Your Eyes.

Urgent update: Kickstarter of a Lifetime

Our friend needs your help

5/15/14 Update, in Eirik’s own words. He’s still waiting on those lungs, guys. And he could definitely still use your help. If you can donate, that would be amazing; if not, Eirik and Monica would still appreciate your good wishes, as well as any hilarious youtube videos, photos, notes, or other bits of miscellaneous entertainment to help them pass the time and let them know you’re thinking of them.

1/29/14 Update: It’s happening, guys—Eirik was officially listed for a lung transplant yesterday; you can get more details on Monica’s blog. This is good news, but he and Monica still need your help, so please spread the word and make a donation if you can. Thank you so much to those who have already contributed, re-tweeted, etc. Every little bit helps, but there’s still quite a ways to go.

1/26/14 Update: Eirik and Monica have been able to update their respective blogs on his condition. Read Eirik’s here (with profanity) and Monica’s here (without profanity.)

Here’s the rest of our original post from a few months ago, including information about how to make a donation:

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Let’s get this out of the way: we make shit up. Like most writers, it’s sort of our raison d’etre and all. You have no idea how much we wish we were making this up.

But we’re not.

Our friend and JDP’s founder, Eirik Gumeny, needs an organ transplant. Lungs, to be specific.

As some of you may know Eirik’s lived with cystic fibrosis his whole life. He’s now in his thirties which isn’t always the best time for folks with CF. Hence, the plan to get new lungs. You can read the specifics over at the page set up for Eirik by COTA.

The good news is we’re not asking you for your actual organs.

But transplants are immensely expensive, like in the neighborhood of a half million dollars on average. Insurance will cover some of that, but there are at least $65,000 in uncovered costs that are anticipated and that’s what we’re trying to get people to help with.

Simply put, Eirik is a husband, a son, a brother, a friend, and a writer. He deserves to keep being all of those things.

So if you can help at all, please do so. Not to go all Wikipedia on you guys, but if everyone who visited this site gave five bucks, well, we’d certainly be on our way to making a dent in the $65K.

On top of everything else, Eirik is the dude who thought up the idea for this place where a lot of wayward stories (and writers) have found a home that wouldn’t exist otherwise. Again, if that means anything to you, please help if you can.

Also, let’s spread the word. If you can get the message out on Twitter, Facebook, your blog, or whatever, that’s important too.

A lot of life is ambiguity. But every once in a while it throws you a chance to make a real difference in an actual person’s life, who needs and deserves to be helped. This is one of them. We’re counting on you.

– Mike Sweeney