Jersey Devil Press

Issue Eleven! Issue 11!! I11!!! 11!!!!11

OK, now I’m dizzy.

Anyway, Issue Eleven is now online for your reading pleasure and features new stories by Micah Dean Hicks, Shea Newton, Isaac James Baker, Leah Petersen, and Tarl Roger Kudrick, as well as the triumphant return of Brian Long. It’s a good ‘n. All y’all should get to readin’ nowish. Seriously. Before I figure out some other way to devolve the language in this post.

You can find the stories here, and the .pdf here.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you

The 2010
Jersey Devil Press
Anthology!

The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is now available, from our store, from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or from any other store of your choosing (ISBN 978-0-9846127-0-3). Also available in .epub, .pdf, and Kindle varieties.

Clocking in at nearly 200 pages, The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is the best of what we’ve published so far and then some. Twenty stories by twenty authors, all awesome. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably get hungry. And none of that is hyperbole.

This, however, is:

Can’t read? No problem! The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is a bright, sexy red. Just having it on your bookcase classes up the joint tenfold. Who cares what’s in it?

Have embarrassing gas? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology can stop it. Dark circles under your eyes? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology will get rid of them! A crippling lack of self-confidence? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology will give you self-assurance in spades. Too short? Buy six copies and attach three to each shoe. Hate trees? Buy a gross of paperbacks and set them on fire.

I have it on good authority that that person you really admire already has two copies. You don’t want to look bad in front of him, do you?

Look. You need The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology. More than you need oxygen. More than you need peanut butter! Your life will be forever empty without it! Buy it now! In paperback, .epub, .pdf, and Kindle varieties.

By now, all the contributors to the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology should have received their copies. With the probable exception of the international ones. (Sorry, Gavin and yt! Your books are on their way, we promise!) Consider it a “thanks” from us to you for being awesome. Or consider it payment. Whatever’s better for you.

Seriously, though. Thank you to everyone — contributors to the online magazine, to the the book, readers, writers who haven’t made it to the site yet, that newspaper guy in Wisconsin — for sticking with us and helping us do what we do. As with almost all online mags, money is a foreign, lusted-after thing for us. Jersey Devil Press is a labor of love and caffeine, so knowing we’re being read, knowing we’re appreciated, goes a long way.