The Lady of the House

Daniel Galef

 

 

Is something — off? The captain scoffs: ‘Pizzazz!’
That’s not it, but I don’t dare say he’s wrong.
I heard the butler whisper that she has
A tooth or two too many, or too long.
I’ve seen her prick her ears up like a cat,
Which gave me a peculiar hunted feeling.
She smiled and said ‘Why, any can do that,’
And then returned to dusting off the ceiling.
She walks the moorlands: Cold and arid climes
Are where she says her noble line arose.
She’s strangely secretive at other times,
When asked, say, why she hasn’t got a nose.
But love erases flaws, and hides all scars:
To err is human — Who’s to say, on Mars?

 

 

 

 

DANIEL GALEF is an undergraduate student of classical philosophy and classical literature at McGill University in Montreal. His poems have appeared in The Lyric, Measure, and Light Quarterly, and his genre poetry in particular in Sein und Werden, the Surreal Grotesque, and Child of Words Fantasy & Science Fiction. He also writes musicals and won the Krivy Award for Excellence in Playwriting at the 2016 McGill Drama Festival.

The Stenographer

Alec Hershman

 

 

Now we know what he meant by lacquer
the bark of the finest birch proposes,
shining off a storm.
Like bit players with their single lines,
the trees call out to her. Their lofty stage whispers
are contemptible, are not to be acknowledged,
all the way to work.

At the courthouse, the jurors adjourn for lunch,
their name tags flipping on the windy steps.
Their talk is light,
and scatters like kibble.
She shuts a nostril to the steam
that rises from a grate.
It is courtroom air, quiet and exact
that follows her down hallways
to the office where she types. At her knee,
a chill no larger than a leaf hovers.
Everything chattering
for transcription, lifting at the chance
to be immortal. She thinks, one at a time,
please — then rolls her chair
tight against the desk, and wishes
for something unwavering,
like courtesy.

 

 

 

 

ALEC HERSHMAN is the author of The Egg Goes Under (Seven Kitchens Press, 2017). He has received awards from the KHN Center for the Arts, The Jentel Foundation, Playa, The Virginia Creative Center for the Arts, and The Institute for Sustainable Living, Art, and Natural Design. He lives in Michigan where he teaches writing and literature to college students. You can learn more at alechershmanpoetry.com.

You’ve Got a Friend in our February Issue

JDP cover Feb 2018February is like a polar bear hug—it’s uncomfortably cold and you’re worried it might be getting ready to kill you. Our ninety-eighth issue is here to keep you company. Let Neal Lipschutz take you on a contemplative “Last Bus Ride.” Ponder the mysterious “Man in Front of Our House” with Robert Sharp. Have a sensuous encounter with Hannah V. Warren’s “Beautiful Mite” and relearn Classical philosophy with Frances Klein’s “Socrates the Frog.” Discover a rose is a rose is a samurai courtesy of Stefan Keller.

And don’t worry about that rumbling sound. That’s just how polar bears purr.

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