People Eater

Nicholas Alti

Twinkle toes don’t taste good this year,
too much crunch. Pulp. Plus, no rot yet.

My hunch: fiddlesticks in our micro-plastic. 
This can go one of two ways: tongue or cheek. 

You want to go blow for blow? What kind
of sexy threat is that? Don’t hurt me! Harm me. 

I’ve got a bone to rip from you. Hit you with.
So many wells left to poison, cuts to kiss bitter. 

This was probably inevitable. A tough case: sweet,
pitch black plasma, yes, but only light grey plague.

Contamination is a measure of chance. Hypnosis.
We can go delicate. We can make a moment. 

I thought you wanted to get smothered
in honey, not insect repellent. Sorry, tombstone. 

Now, your vision should be blurring. Nauseous? 
The horsemen storm behind you, bearing lances. 

I just wanted to befriend. You look yum.
Don’t go—I just want to sear you briefly. 

 

From rural Michigan, NICHOLAS ALTI is a bartender in Atlanta who holds an MFA from the University of Alabama. He is interested in absurdity, silliness, and surrealism. His poetry is in Burial Books Blog, 7th-Circle Pyrite, Star*Line, Horror Sleaze Trash, and his website is 3bluntzatonce.com.