Twenty-One! Let’s Get Drunk!

Destiny’s a tricky thing. Alternately unavoidable and completely in your own hands, depending on who you ask. And sometimes it’s both. The only constant seems to be that a whole lot of things are going to happen – good, bad and ugly – and you’re going to have to figure out how to handle them. Whether that’s through belief in a higher power or flipping the bird at a cold, unfeeling universe, whether it’s fighting or falling to your knees, destiny is, ultimately, all in how the individual handles it.

This month’s stories are all about facing that destiny, in one way or another. We start with J. David Bell’s “A Chimaera Story With Four Morals,” a tale about a father and son and a march toward the inevitable. Next are two tales about playing with the strange and unfortunate hands Fate dealt: “Literary Ops,” by K. Marvin Bruce, and “The Swell Foop,” by Mindela Ruby. After that, it’s “The Six,” by Ainslie Hogarth, about a massive turd wrenching one man’s life irrevocably. And, finally, we close with “The Stupidest Thing I Ever Heard,” by Kimberly Steele, a story about how maybe destiny isn’t quite so destined after all.

The online version of Issue Twenty-One is here, and the .pdf can be downloaded here. Read it like you don’t have a choice.

About to Get Our Asses Raptured

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In case you missed it, we announced our newest title — Danger_Slater’s Love Me — on Wednesday. All that hard work may have been for naught, though, as the world’s apparently going to end on Saturday. Go figure.

Thankfully, the apocalypse is kind of our thing. And since we’re all about to get our asses Raptured, we figured we’d do our part to help you understand what was about to go down. As such, we humbly offer to you all the stories we’ve published tagged “end of the world,” including personal favorite M.R. Lang’s “You and Me and the End of the World” and the incredibly timely “A Discourse on the Impending Apocalypse” by Aidan Ryan.

Read up, prepare, and then send us a postcard from the afterlife. As for us, we’ve got some post-apocalypse looting to get ready for.

Love Me

In the wake of book announcements from Chloe Caldwell, yt sumner, and Ryan Werner, Jersey Devil Press is proud to add another of our favorites to the list of authors soon to be cluttering your shelves.

None other than Danger_Slater himself will be releasing his novel, Love Me, through Jersey Devil Press later this summer.

the greatest novel ever written by danger_slater

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More details are forthcoming, but the short version is that Love Me is the single greatest novel ever written by Danger_Slater. Love Me is an existential mindfuck of Danger_Slaterian proportions. Love Me is every bit as flammable as its author, and can also be used as toilet paper! Love Me, God damn it! LOVE ME! By Danger_Slater. Coming this summer.