Holiday Shopping Tips from JDP

We know: it’s brutal out there. What with the lines and the traffic and the, well, incessant spending of money, life can be pretty rough this time of year and that’s before all the Dean Martin songs enter into the mix.

Don’t worry. Jersey Devil Press has got you covered. Just follow these five simple steps and your holiday shopping will be finished in no time.

1. Remember: nothing looks better underneath the tree than a book with a penis-shaped space ship on the cover.

2. Likewise, nothing stuffs a stocking like a frowning Viking.

3. The world ends in 2012 so you should get the people you love a good book on apocalypses.

4. You’ll need something funny with a cover you can show Grandma.

5. You know that favorite book you’ve had for eighteen months and dog-eared from constant rereading? Treat yourself to another one.

Red Hot Danger Love

Two new reviews of Love Me are out!

It’s twisted and perverted (which isn’t a bad thing!), and wildly inventive. Every time you figure you’ve reached the heights of absurdity, and have found a rare lull in the story, he dangles something even more ridiculous in front of you … and then sneaks up behind you and macks you over the head with something even more unexpected.

Bibrary Book Lust

The book has it all dark comedy, angst, nuclear attacks and genitalia.

Sonar4 Landing Dock Reviews

And, don’t forget, if you need more Danger_Slater in your life — the FDA recommends at least 3 servings a day — his newest, “Red Hot Panda Love,” is in Issue Twenty-Five and available for immediate ingestion.

So Long, and Thanks for all the Issue Twenty-Fives

Well, this is it. The first and only quarterly issue of Jersey Devil Press, and the twenty-fifth and final issue with me as editor. From here on out, the magazine is in the gnarled, twisted, possibly blood-soaked hands of Mike Sweeney. May God have mercy on us all.

Giving up the editorship of Jersey Devil Press was not something I took lightly. There were some personal reasons, some professional ones. But a big factor — probably bigger than it should have been, given that this is an online magazine — was that I didn’t want to sever JDP’s Jersey roots. I could have carried on, sure — I am, and always will be, a Jersey son — but it wouldn’t have been right. You can’t run a magazine from the middle of the desert and call yourself Jersey Devil Press. And renaming it Chupacabra Press was completely out of the question. No, Jersey Devil Press needed to stay in New Jersey, even if it was only a technicality.

Choosing Mike Sweeney was much more than a technicality, though. He has always been one of my favorite writers, and he embraces everything Jersey Devil Press is about. He’s jumped into his new position feet first and guns blazing. Yes, that’s kind of a mixed metaphor, but that’s also exactly how awesome Mike is. And thankfully, he’s not alone. Samuel Snoek-Brown and Laura Garrison are cannonballing in along with him, blades drawn. With a little luck, the three of them will make it well past issue fifty. And possibly star in a new action blockbuster.

These past two-plus years have been great, and the magazine’s surpassed almost all my expectations. Thank you for helping with that, and for making Jersey Devil Press what it is today.

Speaking of what Jersey Devil Press is today, sic your eyeballs on the most panda-lovingest, vestigial tail talkingest issue we’ve come up with yet. The online version of Issue Twenty-Five is here and the .pdf is here.