Christmas Eve! Everyone has their traditions…like watching It’s a Wonderful Life, or maybe Love, Actually, or possibly hitting themselves in the head with a frying pan. (All three seem equally enjoyable.) Here at JDP we like to gather everyone together before the eggnog starts flowing and read that other Christmas classic, “Mall Satan,” by Danger_Slater. Then, just before putting the star on the tree, we move on to Sam Snoek-Brown’s wonderfully morbid “The Resurrection of Old Saint Nick.” They’re both pretty much the embodiment of Yuletide cheer.