Asbury Park, Fourth of July (well, technically the Third)
Is it the guy across the street setting off the fireworks he brought back the last time he visited his cousins in North Carolina? And…and did that last Roman Candle set his hedge partially on fire?
And…and…down the block? Is that guy listening to that old Maxell tape of the ’88 KROQ Springsteen show from Stockholm? While he dumps Kingsford briquets into the Weber Smoky Joe?
Hmmm…
And, next door? Is that your other neighbor so drunk he’s delivering Bill Pullman’s Independence Day speech word-for-word from his back deck? And did he just nail the “right to exist” part?
Wait a second!?
There’s humidity so thick you can actually taste it…and…and…there! The Aurora’s rising behind us!
Do you know what that means people??!
Could it possibly be?!?!
We're probably too small for Bruce to sue.
It’s Fourth of July in Jersey!!!!
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