Adam Raised a Ryan Werner

It is our pleasure to present the second installment of Brilliant Disguise: the story “Carbon,” as written by none other than Ryan Werner.

We looked fairly similar. That was my first thought. Our hair was identical in both color and cut. We were the same height, our fingers the same length. It was as if one of us had been photocopied directly from the other. When my wife, Mary, came home I was fixing drinks in the kitchen, and after a brief glance toward Rick on the couch, she asked him how his day had been. When I walked back into the living room, she did a double-take, like a cartoon.

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Ryan claims to hate Bruce Springsteen, but that’s physically impossible, so he’s probably lying. In any event, he took a stab at some lyrics from “Adam Raised a Cain” and came up with a pretty spectacular story. And like Ryan said himself, “it has some marital woes and a girl named Mary, so that’s Springsteen enough, right?” And he says he’s not a fan.

Be sure to check out Ryan’s Our Band Could Be Your Lit, where he does this kind of thing on a weekly basis. And feel free to send us your own attempt at spinning fiction out of Springsteen lyrics for future Brilliant Disguise installments.

Something in the Night

I’m gonna go ahead and declare this National Mike Sweeney Week. He’s pulling double duty, sitting in at Our Band Could Be Your Lit and breaking in our Brilliant Disguise feature.

I look down the avenue to where the Palace used to stand, the one beyond which hemi-powered drones once famously screamed. I had my first date there. We played skee ball. Her name was even Wendy.

Now, Mike will be the first to tell you “Something in the Night” wasn’t 100% inspired by a single Springsteen lyric. But it’s rife with quotes and allusions to Jersey’s favorite son so we’re gonna take it. And, given this story about the Boss dropping in unannounced during a recent Asbury Show, it may very well hold some sway over the man himself. I know I wouldn’t doubt it. Sweeney’s just that good.

P.S. You should really send Ryan Werner a suggestion for OBCBYL while you’re in this musical state of mind. He’d love to hear from you.

JDP OBCBYL OMG!

From the inimitable Ryan Werner and Our Band Could Be Your Lit:

In a special guest post, the greatest band ever meets the editor of the greatest lit journal ever, with deadly results. Sittin’ In: “Double or Nothing” by Jersey Devil Press editor Eirik Gumeny, as based on the song “Waiting For An Alibi” by Thin Lizzy.

I generally don’t post things about my own writing, but I haven’t pimped out OBCBYL in a while so I feel justified. (Seriously, if you haven’t sent him a song yet, do it. Just a song title and a band name and then Ryan will work his magic on it.) Also, Thin Lizzy really is the greatest band of all time.