OK, one more reminder that Love Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, IS ON SALE NOW! Just in case you slept through yesterday. No judgement. It happens.

Anyway, you should buy Love Me. In an effort to facilitate that, here are some handy links:

Buy the paperback from Amazon.
Buy a Kindle copy.
Buy some other kind of digital copy from Smashwords.

Spread them around. Tell your friends, tell your enemies. Tell that dude on the bus with the iPad. He’s clearly got money to burn. And, really, why burn money when you can use it to buy books?

Read an excerpt of Love Me here, if you like, and then, you know, buy it. That’s kind of the point we’re trying to make, in case it wasn’t obvious.

Love Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, IS STILL ON SALE!

Buy the paperback from Amazon! Buy a Kindle copy! Buy some other kind of digital copy from Smashwords! Do it now! NOW!

If for some reason you don’t trust the word of the publisher when it comes to telling you what books to buy, then you should read an excerpt of Love Me and then buy it. That way we’re all happy.

Once you’ve ordered your copy, join the Facebook group and tell Danger all about how awesome he is. If you’ve somehow managed to read the book already, tell him about how awesome it is. Then go back to Amazon or Smashwords and leave comments telling everyone how awesome it is! And if you didn’t think it was awesome, lie. Or at least make it sound like it’s your fault you didn’t like it and not the book’s.

Oh my God, it’s finally happening! Love Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, IS NOW ON SALE!

Buy the paperback from Amazon! Buy a Kindle copy! Buy some other kind of digital copy from Smashwords! Do it now! NOW!

I know what you’re thinking: Why should I buy it NOW? Why not tomorrow? I’m used to being left out and, in fact, being so out of touch with what was awesome and popular molded me into who I am today! If I wasn’t a social pariah in my youth, I wouldn’t be such a well-rounded person with such a hot girlfriend!

Well, that’s all fine and good, but this isn’t your youth. You’re an adult now and not buying Love Me is not going to mold you into a better person. There’s no more molding to do! Buy it now or your friends and colleagues will laugh at you and stop inviting you to lunch. You love lunch! Buy Love Me today!

If you’re one of those people who doesn’t blindly buy what the internet tells you to, then you should read an excerpt of Love Me here and then buy it. It’s probably the responsible thing to do.

Make sure to join the Facebook group here and tell Danger all about how awesome he is. I have it on good authority that if you don’t, he’ll be forced to beat himself.