A Couple of Indie Authors Take on JFK

It goes without saying that we here at JDP are all about supporting indie writers since, well, we are some and we publish lots of others. So I’d like to take a moment to highlight two favorites, each of whom produced their own noteworthy take on the JFK assassination last year.

First up is a guy from Maine named Stephen King. Admittedly, King comes with some baggage: first, he does owe every member of the English-speaking world a personal apology for Rose Red
and, yes, he’s probably made more money in his career than any modern writer not named Rowling. But at the end of the day, Uncle Stevie is the ultimate indie writer in the same way that Stephen Spielberg is the ultimate indie film maker: they’ve both reached the point where they can work on whatever project they feel creatively drawn to and get paid gobs in the process. And isn’t that every creative person’s dream?

Personally, I’ve always admired King a) because he still writes short stories at a point in his career when he really doesn’t need to and b) because he writes them so damn well. In fact, I’d argue he’s a far better story writer than he is a novelist. I’d happily take a collection like Night Shift or Everything’s Eventual over almost any of his novels, especially, to be blunt, his output over the past couple of decades.

A surprise exception, though, is his most recent effort, 11-22-63, a time-travelling epic that is as much about life in the Fifties and early Sixties as it is about the seminal event that ended what some still look fondly upon as America’s Golden Age. The difference between the reality of the past and our perception of it is at the heart of the book, but what makes it so special is that it reads like one of King’s best short stories. Sure, it’s 800 pages plus, but it doesn’t feel that long.

Of course, if you’re still daunted by that page count and want another take on what really happened in Dallas, head on over to Ryan Werner’s Our Band Could Be Your Lit (OBCBYL). His story “Back and to the Left” is as crisp and inspired as King’s novel but a hell of a lot shorter. (Think 800 words, instead of pages.)

JDP gave OBCBYL an initial shout out back when the project started in 2010 and it’s high time to revisit what Ryan’s been up to. The essence of the project is this: you send Ryan a song title and he takes the lyrics and turns it into an amazing and textured piece of flash fiction. He’s published 33 original stories and also let some shady cats like Eirik Gumeny and Sam Snoek-Brown sit in for a few stories along the way.

I assembled my own “Best Of” mix-tape for OBCBYL a while back and a few of my personal favorites, in addition to the JFK piece, are:

“Flood” based on “Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands” by Bob Dylan
“Sergei Avdeyev” based on “Traveller in Time” by Uriah Heep
“Where Is Your H?” based on “Smile and Wave” by Headstones
“Look at How Fast I Can Go Nowhere” based on “Life Passed Me By” by Super Stereo
“Refund” based on “On to You” by the Constantines

The thing that impresses you about each one of these stories is the depth and detail Ryan manages to achieve in such a short span. It’s like the literary equivalent of Elvish lembas bread — a little bit makes you feel full. (And, yes, that may be the geekiest piece of literary criticism you’ll read this year.) Put another way, if King’s best novels feel like short stories, Ryan’s best flash fiction feel like full-length books.

I’ll wrap this up by pointing out two more excellent stories by Ryan, published by, well, us. First is “Carbon,” his contribution to our Brilliant Disguise writing exercise. Then check out “English Degree” from way back in Issue Two.

So, far, Mr. King hasn’t sent us anything, but the door is always open. We’ll even waive the word limit for him. (And we do have a novella contest coming up…)

Announcing the 2012 JDP Novella Contest

Dear novella: we love you, even if none among us can actually say we definitively know what the hell you are. Never has an art form had so many brilliant examples that may or may not meet elusive criteria upon which no one even remotely agrees.

Seriously, what the fuck, novella?

What we do know is we think you’re nifty, albeit ill-defined. And while we’re all for the modern world of micro blogging and flash fiction, every once in while it’s nice to sit down with a wonderful piece of writing that’s distinctly longer than a short story, but significantly shorter than a novel.

In fact, we love it so much, we’re hereby declaring the First Annual JDP Novella Contest. The what-fors, when’s, and fine print are as follows.

1. The winner gets August. No, not a four-dimensional block of time and space, but the entire August issue of JDP (available online and in PDF format) all to him or herself. (Unless we find two novellas that we really like, in which case you’re an adult and you should be able to share.) And that, by the way, is all you win. We have no money to give you, but on the plus side, it doesn’t cost anything to enter either.

2. We’re defining a novella here as a story that’s at least 10,000 words and not more than 20,000 words. We know this isn’t everybody’s definition, but it’s ours. Fuck off.

3. Submissions open sometime around midnight on March 1st (East Coast time), via a special category on Submishmash that we’ll be setting up shortly. We wanted to give you a bit of a heads up, to polish up your manuscripts or start a new one. Submissions will be open for the duration of March and close around midnight on March 31st, but, seriously, don’t cut it that close. This isn’t college.

4. A definitive winner will be announced by June 1st, but possibly sooner. A runner-up (if there is one) will be announced at the same time.

5. Do not email us asking about the status of your story. If you haven’t received a rejection by April 15th, assume you’ve made the short list and we are desperately trying to decide between your novella and all the other worthy candidates we’ve received.

6. Do not send us something shorter than 10,000 words or longer than 20,000 words. That’ll just piss us off. Likewise, do not submit before March 1st.

7. Do not send previously published work. Since the novella gets so little love, we only want unpublished material. If you’ve already managed to get one novella published you’re doing much, much better than the rest of humanity. Don’t get greedy — at least not with the same manuscript anyway.

8. One submission per person. Pick your best shot. Even if you are rejected early on, you are not allowed to resubmit. Choose wisely.

9. Most importantly, unlike our regular submissions, the novella contest is only open to work with some sort of fantastical or otherwise unearthly component. We are not looking for straight literary novellas, even weird ones. We’ll accept hard scifi, straight horror, old-fashioned fantasy, and, of course, magical realism, even though we honestly don’t know what that is. If you blend any of the foregoing and add a healthy dose of humor, you probably have the best shot. Be sure to check out “Behind the Curtain” for JDP’s founding guidance and also check Mike’s Editorial Philosophy. Oh, and read the monthly magazine.

10. If you win the contest, you get pride of place in the August Issue of JDP and possibly the whole damned thing to yourself. You agree to allow us to archive the story online indefinitely. All other rights stick with you. You also get to tell your friends and loved ones that you won, resulting in them likely asking, “Jersey Devil What?”

11. If you come in second and we decide to publish your novella too, you get everything the winner gets, except the right to taunt others that you were better than everyone else. Also, your work will appear starting on something like page 38 or possibly 53 of the August Issue, not at the very beginning.

12. Do follow us on Twitter because sucking up never hurt.

It’s Valentine’s Day. That sucks.

Happy, well, whatever.

Look, there is a bright side to this miserable day. Maybe even a few.

First, Snicker’s now comes in a handy vital-organ-shaped snack-size. So there’s that.

Second, there’s a frakkin’ corker of an issue we put out this month that’s dedicated entirely to all manner of relationships. Go read it. It’ll probably make you feel better. Or, you know, a different kind of sad.

Finally, if nothing else, today is an opportunity to dig into the mighty JDP archive for one of our all-time favorites. Check out “Julia and Raul” by Ben Nardolilli. Because even the most cynical heart among us can’t help but be warmed by the story of true love between a sharpner and her pencil.

Beyond that…well, eat a dick, Valentine’s Day.