Shake Away These Constant Days

Coming in September from Jersey Devil Press


We finally have cover art for Shake Away These Constant Days, and she’s a beauty. Check it out then read what Sarah Rose Etter, author of the fabulous Tongue Party, has to say about Ryan Werner’s debut collection:

“Each of the stories in Ryan Werner’s Shake Away These Constant Days ends with a sentence that’s a fist to the ribs. The collection builds into repeated shots to the soft part of your guts, a beautiful pummeling. By the end of Shake Away These Constant Days, you won’t even notice the bruises, the missing teeth, the pain. You’ll only want to go another round.”

We couldn’t be happier with the way this one’s shaping up and are really excited for the advanced reactions we’ve gotten so far. We’ll have pre-order info up shortly, with the official release next month. In the meantime, keep up with all of Ryan’s doings on his blog and make sure you follow him on Twitter. (Hell, follow us too, while you’re at it.)

Meanwhile, JDP’s other new release, Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents, continues to receive rave reviews:

“If The Avengers was written by Terry Pratchett and directed by Kevin Smith, you might end up in the same dimension as Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents.”Radiant Attack

“This book is a bucketful of crazy and I enjoyed every minute.”
WiLove Books

And as if that’s not enough…Donuts!

Eirik Gumeny will be holding his official launch party for EA:DP at Mon Mothma’s favorite bakery, Rebel Donut. If you’re in Albuquerque this Saturday be sure to stop by. Eirik will be reading excepts and signing books. Plus, donuts!

We Interrupt Your Regulary Scheduled Magazine

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We interrupt your regulary scheduled magazine to bring you some exciting news: Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents by Eirik Gumeny is now available for purchase.

Our sources indicate that the novel is available as a paperback or an e-book, and that it is “f-ing hysterical.” We’re also told that you should buy it now because every second you go without it is one sixtieth of a minute that you should have spent reading it.

Thank you. Jersey Devil Press will resume its regularly scheduled monthly issue next week. Good night.

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It’s here! It’s finally here! Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents, by Eirik Gumeny, is finally available to purchase and read and cherish forever!

For those of you not in the know: Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents, the second book in the Exponential Apocalypse series, continues where the first one left off, following Thor and company through a world rife with megalomanical clones, dinosaur armies, zombies, mad scientists, rhinos with lasers, and all manner of action and misadventure. Uproarious and unrestrained, Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents puts the “doody” in doomsday and the “ha” in worldwide annihilation.

You can buy a paperback or a Kindle copy or some other e-copy or, for a limited time, get a paperback signed by Eirik himself! Who wouldn’t want his indecipherable scrawl scarring the first page of their book? No one, that’s who. Besides, he’ll probably throw in a bunch of magnets, too. And everyone loves magnets. You can do some crazy shit with ’em. (You have seen Breaking Bad, right? MAGNETS.)

What were we talking about? Oh, right, Eirik Gumeny’s Exponential Apocalypse: Dead Presidents. The only book on the market today that’s guaranteed to cure your erectile dysfunction*, protect you from gunfire*, and gain you immediate access to that swanky back-room hot dog place in the East Village*! And it doubles as a floatation device*! Plus it has 100% of your daily recommened fiber**! BUY YOUR COPY TODAY!

*It doesn’t do any of these things. Please don’t try.
**Maybe? Look, we’re not doctors. Don’t trust us with anything regarding your nutrition.