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LOVE ME Still On Sale!

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the world's most flammable novelLove Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, IS STILL ON SALE!

Buy the paperback from Amazon! Buy a Kindle copy! Buy some other kind of digital copy from Smashwords! Do it now! NOW!

If for some reason you don’t trust the word of the publisher when it comes to telling you what books to buy, then you should read an excerpt of Love Me and then buy it. That way we’re all happy.

Once you’ve ordered your copy, join the Facebook group and tell Danger all about how awesome he is. If you’ve somehow managed to read the book already, tell him about how awesome it is. Then go back to Amazon or Smashwords and leave comments telling everyone how awesome it is! And if you didn’t think it was awesome, lie. Or at least make it sound like it’s your fault you didn’t like it and not the book’s.

LOVE ME Now On Sale!

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the world's most flammable novelOh my God, it’s finally happening! Love Me, the world’s most flammable novel, by Danger_Slater, the world’s most flammable writer, IS NOW ON SALE!

Buy the paperback from Amazon! Buy a Kindle copy! Buy some other kind of digital copy from Smashwords! Do it now! NOW!

I know what you’re thinking: Why should I buy it NOW? Why not tomorrow? I’m used to being left out and, in fact, being so out of touch with what was awesome and popular molded me into who I am today! If I wasn’t a social pariah in my youth, I wouldn’t be such a well-rounded person with such a hot girlfriend!

Well, that’s all fine and good, but this isn’t your youth. You’re an adult now and not buying Love Me is not going to mold you into a better person. There’s no more molding to do! Buy it now or your friends and colleagues will laugh at you and stop inviting you to lunch. You love lunch! Buy Love Me today!

If you’re one of those people who doesn’t blindly buy what the internet tells you to, then you should read an excerpt of Love Me here and then buy it. It’s probably the responsible thing to do.

Make sure to join the Facebook group here and tell Danger all about how awesome he is. I have it on good authority that if you don’t, he’ll be forced to beat himself.

Big Pimpin’

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Just a reminder that Holiday Half-Issue submissions are open until tomorrow at midnight! You’ve still got time to rock something awesome out! We’re looking for short, funny, winter/holiday stories. Christmas, Hannukah, New Year’s, abominable snowmen, the world’s largest slushball fight, that kind of thing. The half-issue will be released in the middle of December, just in time for whatever it is you’re celebrating.

Speaking of celebrating, Victor David Giron’s novel Sophomoric Philosophy was published today by Curbside Splendor and he couldn’t be more excited. You can find out more about the book — and order your copy — by clicking here.

Also released today was Shya Scanlon’s Forecast. Sure, he’s not actually associated with JDP in any way, but I met him at Monkeybicycle’s reading last month and he seems like a good guy. Also, the first sentence of the novel’s description is “The year is 2212, the weather is out of control, and Seattle is being rebuilt with electricity generated from negative human emotion.” If that doesn’t sound like something to be interested in, you might be reading the wrong magazine. You can find out more about Forecast at Flatmancrooked.

And since we’re just reminding the crap out of everything today, don’t forget that we here at Jersey Devil Press have our own books and our own magazine that need your love and money, too. Seriously, we’ll take either one.