It would appear there’s an interview with Eirik up at Duotrope. Names get dropped, submission guidelines get detailed. It’s good times.
Also good times? Genghis Khan Versus a Velociraptor and Issue Eight. Not really related to one another, but both available online. So get to it.
So the show is over, the dust has settled, and the leftover pizza has finally been eaten. We rocked out our readings and the plays went over pretty damn well. It was quite the experience. It’s really a shame that some of you missed it. We hope you all feel terrible.
“We do. We do feel terrible. You took pictures, right?”
Of course we did. Make your way over to our photo gallery and take a peek at the super-talented, photogenic actors… and Eirik and Steve. Also, there are music stands.
“God, that looks awesome. I bet I missed all the cool merchandise you guys were selling, too. I suck.”
Aw, don’t be so hard on yourself. There’s still some left! Grab your wallet and head to our store to order Perhaps., Exponential Apocalypse, or the Genghis Khan Versus a Velociraptor magnet set. That’s right, magnets! Bright, colorful and showcasing some of the choicer quotes from the evening. Plus they stick to metal! Magic!
“Fuck yeah. But I don’t think I’m going to get the quotes without knowing the plays…”
Oh my goodness, we can fix that too! Check out the scripts for all four plays: Too Easy, Urinal Cakes, Better Than Flowers, and Genghis Khan Versus a Velociraptor. Now you can act them out in your living room with your friends! Or put on a show with the neighbor kids! There’s nothing funnier than six-year-olds cussing and talking about sex! OK, maybe don’t use six-year-olds.
In any event, grab a beer, order a pizza, and start clicking on the links above. It’ll (sort of) be just like being there!
Below are the scripts for the plays Too Easy, Urinal Cakes, Better Than Flowers, and Genghis Khan Versus a Velociraptor, all by Eirik Gumeny.
Feel free to download them, read them, perform them, whatever. Please just give the author credit.
All files are in .pdf format.
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