The 2010
Jersey Devil Press
Anthology!

The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is now available, from our store, from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or from any other store of your choosing (ISBN 978-0-9846127-0-3). Also available in .epub, .pdf, and Kindle varieties.

Clocking in at nearly 200 pages, The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is the best of what we’ve published so far and then some. Twenty stories by twenty authors, all awesome. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably get hungry. And none of that is hyperbole.

This, however, is:

Can’t read? No problem! The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is a bright, sexy red. Just having it on your bookcase classes up the joint tenfold. Who cares what’s in it?

Have embarrassing gas? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology can stop it. Dark circles under your eyes? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology will get rid of them! A crippling lack of self-confidence? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology will give you self-assurance in spades. Too short? Buy six copies and attach three to each shoe. Hate trees? Buy a gross of paperbacks and set them on fire.

I have it on good authority that that person you really admire already has two copies. You don’t want to look bad in front of him, do you?

Look. You need The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology. More than you need oxygen. More than you need peanut butter! Your life will be forever empty without it! Buy it now! In paperback, .epub, .pdf, and Kindle varieties.

Pre-orders for the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology are now open!

You can do so by going to our store and adding the necessary quantities to your cart. Might we suggest “a lot?”

While you’re there, don’t forget we have other books, too. And magnets. Because they’re magic.

The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is nearly 200 pages of awesome and will ship on July 27, 2010. Maybe a day or two earlier if live far away. It would be mean to make you wait any longer than you have to.

It’s our pleasure to formally announce the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology!

Almost 200 pages of solid awesome, the anthology is now available! Get it from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, from our own store, or in the digital flavor of your choice (Kindle, .epub, .pdf).

The 2010 Anthology showcases the best of what we’ve published so far, as well as six — count ‘em, six! — new stories, all of which epitomize what we here at Jersey Devil Press are about. Stories rife with Jersey attitude, dark humor, and zombies and werebears and unicorns, oh my! It’s a veritable bacchanal of genre-straddling, clown-fearing, taco-hunting, world-ending prose!

Featuring work by:

Andrew Frankel
Ansley Moon
Bruce J. Berger
Christina Murphy
Danger_Slater
Daniel McDermott
Gavin Broom
Jenny Ortiz
Jonathan Plombon
Jonathan H. Roberts
Kate Delany
Kevin Brown
Louis Wittig
M. R. Lang
Mike Sweeney
Ryan Werner
Stephen Schwegler
yt sumner
Z. Z. Boone

the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is without a doubt the single greatest collection of stories written by multiple authors released by Jersey Devil Press this summer.

Did we mention the monkeys? ‘Cause there’s monkeys, too. Everyone loves monkeys. You’d be a fool not to order your copy today!

The details: ISBN 978-0-9846127-0-3; 6″ x 9″ paperback, $14.99; also available as an .epub, .pdf, or for Kindle, $4.99. Publish date July 27, 2010.

If you’ve already submitted a Print Only story and not yet heard back, don’t fret. We’ll treat your submission with the same love and respect we always do.

This closing will most likely be permanent. We’ve received, and accepted, some great stories submitted solely for the print anthology, but, next year, we’re thinking all potential contributors will have to go through the website first. There’ll still be some never-before-published stories, but we’re going to try and request new contributions from authors we like. But that’s getting ahead of ourselves. We’ve still gotta get this year’s anthology banged out.

Selections of already-published pieces for the print anthology will begin in earnest in May. We’ve got a rough idea of which stories we’ll pick, and those lucky authors can expect an e-mail formally requesting their OK then. We’ll announce the line-up in June and hopefully get the book out in July. ‘Til then, you’ll have to sit tight, tear through the archives and the current issue, and make your best guesses.

Perhaps., by Stephen Schwegler, is available for pre-order.

Order it now! Time is running out! Pre-orders are only open until the end of February! Then you’re going to have to wait two weeks and regular order it! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF?!

Perhaps. is available as a classic paperback and in the extra fancy “author signed” edition.

All pre-orders will be personally packaged with love and good intentions and will ship on March 15th.

You can find an excerpt from the collection, the short story “Jesus Was Broke,” here. Read it, love it, buy it. In whatever order you want.

Perhaps., by Stephen Schwegler, is now available for pre-order.



Yes, you read that right, Perhaps. is now available for pre-order. In our store.
Perhaps. is due in all your usual retail establishments on March 15th, 2010, but we, being the wonderful people we are, have decided to open up pre-orders for it for the month of February.

You can order it as a classic paperback or in the extra fancy “author signed” edition. I can’t promise you that Steve’s handwriting will be legible, but I can promise that the ink will be free of blood. He was against that for some reason.

All pre-orders will be personally packaged with love and good intentions and will ship on March 15th.

You can find an excerpt from the collection, the short story “Jesus Was Broke,” here. Read it, love it, buy it. In whatever order you want.

And when you’re done, don’t forget to check out Issue Five! Free and online, just the way Mama used to make it.

“Hello, my name is Jerry and my friend here would like to talk to you about Perhaps. by Stephen Schwegler. Go ahead, Santa.”

“Squeak.”

“Nice. Would you like to tell us a few of your favorite lines from this book?”

“Squeak.”

“Yeah, those are pretty great. For those of you who are not fluent in chipmunk:

‘And besides, Heaven has E-Z Pass.’

‘Lay a body out, chop it up and store it in Tupperware.’

‘Must provide own uniform.’

‘The room didn’t flow.’

‘Moo.’

‘Not now, I need to call a locksmith.’

‘See I was healing these lepers, said the wrong thing and, poof, here I am.’

‘Eat one and I’ll let you go.’

‘That’s because you’re trying to open it with your feet.’

‘I think he referred to him as a “deranged crack head.”‘

Wait, that last one wasn’t about me, right?”

“Squeak.”

“OK, good.”

We’ve put the finishing touches on Stephen Schwegler’s Perhaps. and now it’s just a matter of waiting for the proof and the printing. Barring Godzilla or an alien invasion of some sort, we’re looking at a release date of early March.

We’re also planning on selling a limited number of signed author copies straight through the site. While we don’t actually have a store yet, I’m told the internet is a wonderful and pliable invention and allows for such things. Hooray for technology! The world is aglow with your fantastical marvels!

Anyway, back to the point: Stephen Schwegler’s Perhaps. Due out in March 2010.

Write that shit down, son.

You can find the interview by clicking here.

You should probably read it. Godzilla gets a mention.

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Perhaps., a collection of short stories by Stephen Schwegler. Guaranteed to have more German hermit crabs than you’d expect!

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