Jersey Devil Press

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you

The 2010
Jersey Devil Press
Anthology!

The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is now available, from our store, from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or from any other store of your choosing (ISBN 978-0-9846127-0-3). Also available in .epub, .pdf, and Kindle varieties.

Clocking in at nearly 200 pages, The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is the best of what we’ve published so far and then some. Twenty stories by twenty authors, all awesome. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably get hungry. And none of that is hyperbole.

This, however, is:

Can’t read? No problem! The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology is a bright, sexy red. Just having it on your bookcase classes up the joint tenfold. Who cares what’s in it?

Have embarrassing gas? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology can stop it. Dark circles under your eyes? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology will get rid of them! A crippling lack of self-confidence? The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology will give you self-assurance in spades. Too short? Buy six copies and attach three to each shoe. Hate trees? Buy a gross of paperbacks and set them on fire.

I have it on good authority that that person you really admire already has two copies. You don’t want to look bad in front of him, do you?

Look. You need The 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology. More than you need oxygen. More than you need peanut butter! Your life will be forever empty without it! Buy it now! In paperback, .epub, .pdf, and Kindle varieties.

By now, all the contributors to the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology should have received their copies. With the probable exception of the international ones. (Sorry, Gavin and yt! Your books are on their way, we promise!) Consider it a “thanks” from us to you for being awesome. Or consider it payment. Whatever’s better for you.

Seriously, though. Thank you to everyone — contributors to the online magazine, to the the book, readers, writers who haven’t made it to the site yet, that newspaper guy in Wisconsin — for sticking with us and helping us do what we do. As with almost all online mags, money is a foreign, lusted-after thing for us. Jersey Devil Press is a labor of love and caffeine, so knowing we’re being read, knowing we’re appreciated, goes a long way.

Just a reminder, guys: There’s only one week left to pre-order your copy of the 2010 Jersey Devil Press Anthology. Which also means there’s only one week left to take advantage of the 2 For $25 Super Awesome Combo Deal! It is our personal belief that you should do this right now.

Should you disagree with us, or suffer from the affliction known as procrastination, that’s OK. We won’t judge you. At least not a lot. Because next Tuesday, July 27th, the anthology will go live on Amazon, as well as magically appear as a .pdf, an .epub and in the Kindle Store. And possibly Apple’s iBookstore, too, but they’re kind of draconian these days so who knows.

If you’d prefer to see our smiling faces when you buy the book then you’re in luck! Four days after the book release, there’s the book release picnic! Saturday, July 31st, from 1:00 p.m until question mark, in Brookdale Park, Bloomfield, NJ. We’ll have books on hand for sale, you can meet editors and other writers, you can point and laugh at the Jersey stereotypes that will undoubtedly be walking past. It’ll be a blast.