{"id":7000,"date":"2015-12-04T07:42:04","date_gmt":"2015-12-04T14:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?p=7000"},"modified":"2015-12-04T07:42:04","modified_gmt":"2015-12-04T14:42:04","slug":"stuff-this-down-your-chimney-and-smoke-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?p=7000","title":{"rendered":"Stuff This Down Your Chimney and Smoke It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-6995\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/JDP-Dec-2015-cover.jpg?resize=200%2C300\" alt=\"JDP Dec 2015 cover\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/JDP-Dec-2015-cover.jpg?resize=200%2C300 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/JDP-Dec-2015-cover.jpg?resize=683%2C1024 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/JDP-Dec-2015-cover.jpg?w=1200 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/>It&#8217;s December, and we&#8217;re happier than a chickadee on a peanut-buttered pinecone to present the perfect read for the shortest day of the year: an<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=6969\"> all-poetry-and-flash issue<\/a>. 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