{"id":6488,"date":"2014-12-11T07:37:11","date_gmt":"2014-12-11T14:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?p=6488"},"modified":"2014-12-11T11:13:20","modified_gmt":"2014-12-11T18:13:20","slug":"he-knows-when-you-are-sleeping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?p=6488","title":{"rendered":"He sees you when you’re sleeping . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"
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. . . obviously the “he” in that sentence is Cthulhu. And believe us when we tell you that you don’t want to end up on his naughty list. One way to avoid that fate is to spread good cheer, and JDP founder\/writer of the Exponential<\/a> Apocalypse <\/a><\/em>series<\/a>\/gnome wrangler\/recent double-lung-transplant recipient Eirik Gumeny<\/a> deserves some. Tweet him your warm wishes<\/a> or make a donation<\/a> to offset the cost of his new breath-takers. Every time you donate, Cthulhu sprouts a new tentacle.<\/p>\n

Speaking of Great Old Ones, the holiday season is the perfect time to re-read our Lovecraft Special Issue<\/a>. And our 2014 Pushcart Prize nominees<\/a> and December issue<\/a> offer delicious selections of additional word cookies. Merry Happy, ya filthy animals! Where’s the Tylenol?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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