{"id":5317,"date":"2013-09-15T03:04:58","date_gmt":"2013-09-15T09:04:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?p=5317"},"modified":"2013-09-15T15:02:56","modified_gmt":"2013-09-15T21:02:56","slug":"free-equinox-included","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?p=5317","title":{"rendered":"Free Equinox Included!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>So here it is, the September 2013 Issue,<\/a> my penultimate as editor. <\/p>\n

Which is interesting, because if there\u2019s a theme to this month\u2019s issue it is decidedly not \u201cnext to last,\u201d but rather \u201cfirsts.\u201d <\/p>\n

First time having sex with General Lee? We\u2019ve got that.<\/a><\/p>\n

First time stealing a statue of Jesus that actually isn\u2019t Jesus? Yes, yes, we have that too.<\/a><\/p>\n

First time walking around your new sandcastle? Uh-huh.<\/a><\/p>\n

First time hitch-hiking? You betcha\u2019.<\/a><\/p>\n

And first time trying to have your first time at Disneyland\u2026of course, we\u2019ve got that. <\/a> Who else would?<\/p>\n

(Also, because we\u2019re JDP and are statutorily required to print a certain number of stories about the apocalypse, we also have a lovely piece of flash<\/a> about the world ending, which admittedly bucks the whole \u201cfirsts\u201d theme.)<\/p>\n

And there you have it. Issue 46<\/a> is simultaneously a collection of firsts and my penultimate. Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So here it is, the September 2013 Issue, my penultimate as editor. Which is interesting, because if there\u2019s a theme to this month\u2019s issue it is decidedly not \u201cnext to last,\u201d but rather \u201cfirsts.\u201d First time having sex with General … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jdp","category-issue"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p15duy-1nL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5317"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5326,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5317\/revisions\/5326"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}