{"id":4991,"date":"2013-07-03T20:09:32","date_gmt":"2013-07-04T02:09:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?p=4991"},"modified":"2013-07-03T20:45:51","modified_gmt":"2013-07-04T02:45:51","slug":"ph%e2%80%99nglui-mglw%e2%80%99nafh-issue-44-wgah%e2%80%99nagl-fhtagn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?p=4991","title":{"rendered":"Ph\u2019nglui mglw\u2019nafh Issue 44 wgah\u2019nagl fhtagn"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Issue 44<\/a> lies waiting for you to read, far beneath the ocean depths, in the stupefying ruins of R\u2019yleh, sheltered in the shadows of madness. <\/p>\n

Or you could just download the PDF<\/a>.<\/p>\n

We begin with \u201cThe Hunter in the Darkness\u201d<\/a> by Paul \u201cDeadeye\u201d Dick. It\u2019s a fantastic take on what would happen if vintage Gonzo journalism crossed paths with a Dagon-like cult. Suffice to say drugs, nudity, and profanity ensue. Also, Scooby Doo<\/em> references. <\/p>\n

\u201cInterior Design\u201d<\/a> follows, in which Rob Ern dares to consider what could be more terrifying than the Necronomicon. The answer, of course, is HGTV. <\/p>\n

Next, Laura Garrison brings you a weird Western, \u201cThe Madness of Fluffytown.\u201d<\/a> It\u2019s a story that also answers the question most of us have long pondered: what if Cthulhu were less squidlike and more, well, poultry. <\/p>\n

Jason Andrew then mashes up Lovecraft\u2019s Dream Cycle stories with Charles Perrault\u2019s French fairy tale, \u201cPuss in Boots.\u201d Yeah, we would never have thought of that combination in a million years either, but Jason pulls it off nicely in \u201cWhispers to the Moon Are Always Heard by Cats.\u201d
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\nFinally, Christopher Keelty closes out the proceedings with the straight-up unsettling \u201cThe Watchers in the Dark.\u201d<\/a> <\/p>\n

\u2018Cause a Lovecraft issue<\/a> should end with a story that will give you nightmares. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Issue 44 lies waiting for you to read, far beneath the ocean depths, in the stupefying ruins of R\u2019yleh, sheltered in the shadows of madness. Or you could just download the PDF. We begin with \u201cThe Hunter in the Darkness\u201d … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,3],"tags":[463,500],"class_list":["post-4991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jdp","category-issue","tag-lovecraft","tag-write-lovecraft-like-neil-gaiman"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p15duy-1iv","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4991"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5001,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4991\/revisions\/5001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}