{"id":8730,"date":"2023-08-12T17:41:47","date_gmt":"2023-08-12T23:41:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8730"},"modified":"2023-08-12T18:17:43","modified_gmt":"2023-08-13T00:17:43","slug":"three-haiku","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8730","title":{"rendered":"<strong>Three haiku<\/strong>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-medium-font-size\"><strong>Greg Schwartz<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>mail-order robot<br>I show her how to turn<br>me off<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>proprietary algorithms<br>the robot dog<br>licks itself<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>unexpected package\u2014<br>the postmark<br>shimmers<\/p>\n\n\n\n&nbsp;\n\n\n\n<hr\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>GREG SCHWARTZ\u00a0<\/strong>works from home and writes when he can. Some of his poems have appeared in\u00a0<em>Talebones, Space &amp; Time, Horror Carousel,<\/em>and\u00a0<em>Modern Haiku<\/em>. He was fortunate to win a Dwarf Stars Award in 2015. He is a current member of the Haiku Society of America (HSA). In a pre-fatherhood life he was the staff cartoonist for\u00a0<em>SP Quill Magazine<\/em>\u00a0and a book\/magazine reviewer for\u00a0<em>Whispers of Wickedness.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Greg Schwartz mail-order robotI show her how to turnme off proprietary algorithmsthe robot doglicks itself unexpected package\u2014the postmarkshimmers &nbsp; GREG SCHWARTZ\u00a0works from home and writes when he can. Some of his poems have appeared in\u00a0Talebones, Space &amp; Time, Horror Carousel,and\u00a0Modern &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8730\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8726,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8730","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-2gO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8738,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8730\/revisions\/8738"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8726"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}