{"id":8551,"date":"2022-04-29T17:20:58","date_gmt":"2022-04-29T23:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8551"},"modified":"2022-04-29T17:25:15","modified_gmt":"2022-04-29T23:25:15","slug":"issue-116-april-2022","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8551","title":{"rendered":"Issue 116, April 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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One of Everything<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>,\u00a0Daniel Galef
<\/a>“In the summer of the ninth year of the reign of Hyperbolus the Faithful, an assassin slipped through the monumental lazuli gates of the palace in Nammi-Shur like a petal slipping under the surface of still water.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Pear<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>,\u00a0Javeria Hasnain
<\/a>“I\u2019m radical. I see a pear growing\u00a0\/ in daylight, and am delighted for it.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fulfillment<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>,\u00a0Craig Holt
<\/a>“Jerry\u2019s waving the joint, explaining that the real problem is our lack of industry contacts (‘Who in the for-real fuck gets discovered at the El Monte fulfillment center, bro-stein?’) when a shooting star crashes into the pool.”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Red evening light and the sky is a tantrum<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>,\u00a0DS Maolalai<\/a>
“it’s a beautiful evening. \/ a man in the street \/ puts his hand on a wall\u00a0 \/ and throws up a whole \/ brass section orchestra”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Aerophobia<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>,\u00a0Evan Vandermeer<\/a>
“I promised myself \/ that when this plane lands \/ I will have something \/ to show for it, and given \/ these first rumblings \/ of high-altitude turbulence\u2014 \/ the seatbelt light \/ having just lit up like a Christmas tree\u2014 \/ I better hurry”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Five haiku<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>,\u00a0Michael Dylan Welch<\/a>
“school trip\u2014 \/ the zoo gorilla \/ masturbating”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Directions for Surviving an Urban Legend<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>,\u00a0Karen J. Weyant<\/a>
“Learn early. At those fourth-grade slumber parties, \/ pretend to fall asleep when your friends start playing”<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cover art:\u00a0Marguerite Leucanthemum, <\/strong>Anja<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of Everything,\u00a0Daniel Galef“In the summer of the ninth year of the reign of Hyperbolus the Faithful, an assassin slipped through the monumental lazuli gates of the palace in Nammi-Shur like a petal slipping under the surface of still water.” … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":8541,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-8551","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-2dV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8551"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8574,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8551\/revisions\/8574"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/8541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}