{"id":8523,"date":"2022-01-30T18:31:02","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T01:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8523"},"modified":"2022-01-30T18:50:54","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T01:50:54","slug":"issue-115-january-2022","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8523","title":{"rendered":"Issue 115, January 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/issuu.com\/egumeny\/docs\/jdp_issue_jan2022\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"584\" height=\"876\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JPD-cover-jan-22.png?resize=584%2C876\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8522\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JPD-cover-jan-22.png?resize=683%2C1024 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JPD-cover-jan-22.png?resize=200%2C300 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JPD-cover-jan-22.png?resize=768%2C1152 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JPD-cover-jan-22.png?resize=1024%2C1536 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JPD-cover-jan-22.png?w=1800 1800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/JPD-cover-jan-22.png?w=1168 1168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><figcaption><a href=\"https:\/\/issuu.com\/egumeny\/docs\/jdp_issue_jan2022\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/issuu.com\/egumeny\/docs\/jdp_issue_jan2022\">Read Magazine<\/a> \u2014 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/jdp_issue_Jan2022.pdf\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/jdp_issue_Jan2022.pdf\">Download the .pdf<\/a><\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-normal-font-size\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8524\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8524\"><strong><strong><strong><strong>Little Cartoon<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>, James Croal Jackson<\/a><br>&#8220;our laughter \/ snorts out \/\/ sunflowers&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-normal-font-size\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8525\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8525\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>The Start of a Bad Joke<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>, Jessica Klimesh<\/a><br>&#8220;The gnome turns to the parakeet; his voice is deep, slow, and tedious. &#8216;It seems that\u2026this\u2026is the start\u2026of a bad joke or\u2026something. Just look at\u2026the first line\u2026of the story.&#8217; The gnome then addresses Old Russ. &#8216;Is this\u2026funny\u2026to you, Mister?'&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-right has-normal-font-size\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8526\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8526\"><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Subway<\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong><\/strong>, Nikolaj Volgushev<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=8289\"><br><\/a>&#8220;In the alley behind the Burger King, I bumped into a strange man. He was very tall and wobbly and dressed in a heavy trench coat. He was wearing a Fedora and shades. 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