{"id":792,"date":"2010-11-27T13:12:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T18:12:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=792"},"modified":"2010-11-29T00:26:09","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T05:26:09","slug":"issue-fifteen-december-2010","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=792","title":{"rendered":"Issue Fifteen, December 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Carpenter<\/strong>, Aaron DiMunno<\/a>
\n“Joey is old enough to know that something is wrong, but too young to have any idea what it is.”<\/p>\n

You Can Take the Boy Out of Jersey<\/strong>, Isaac James Baker<\/a>
\n“Leave Belmar? I couldn\u2019t understand the notion. No one left Belmar. Especially not me.”<\/p>\n

Gooseflesh<\/strong>, Jack Frey<\/a>
\n“Two minutes is a long time underwater.”<\/p>\n

Nimrod!<\/strong>, Cliff Young<\/a>
\n“Of course now that there\u2019s no electricity, light bulbs are useless,
\nand Ned Worthington can go fuck himself.”<\/p>\n

Devil in the Details<\/strong>, Nicholas Rasche<\/a>
\n“My name is Father Francis Blake, MBA, and I\u2019m a Corporate Exorcist.”<\/p>\n

One-Fourth<\/strong>, Walter Campbell<\/a>
\n“Listen I\u2019m going to kill this monster of a coworker because someone\u2019s got to or he\u2019ll keep ruining the lives of his employees until the end of the world, or at least until this failing sports drink company files for bankruptcy, and we\u2019ll never get a chance to date.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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