{"id":7136,"date":"2016-04-06T15:49:01","date_gmt":"2016-04-06T21:49:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7136"},"modified":"2016-04-06T15:49:01","modified_gmt":"2016-04-06T21:49:01","slug":"issue-seventy-seven-april-2016","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7136","title":{"rendered":"Issue Seventy-seven, April 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"\/\/e.issuu.com\/embed.html#2095819\/34709687\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6><a href=\"http:\/\/issuu.com\/egumeny\/docs\/jdp_issue_april2016?e=2095819\/34709687\" target=\"_blank\">Read Magazine<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/jdp_issue_April2016.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Download the .pdf<\/a><\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7141\"><strong>My Papa, He Made Me a Frankenstein<\/strong>, Steve Sibra<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;So my Papa, he says, &#8216;Okay Boy, here we go,&#8217; and he gets me by the back of the head and he drowns me in a bucket of rusty nuts and bolts. &#8216;I keep these around just for this sort of thing,&#8217; he says, and then he whistles while he holds my head down in the dust and old spent metal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7142\"><strong>What You Deserve<\/strong>, Tabitha Pearson<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;Everyone is just a repeat of someone else. You even have the same problems as someone somewhere else. That\u2019s why I hear a different voice when you talk. It\u2019s someone with the same life as you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7143\"><strong>At the Old Ball Game<\/strong>, James Wade<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;I was pretty happy with myself when I made it back to my seat with at least one shoe and a foam finger that said &#8216;we\u2019re #4.&#8217; Problem was, the baby on the pitcher\u2019s mound was fooling all the batters on the home team with his dribble ball, and I was getting worried the octopus wouldn\u2019t be needed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7144\"><strong>Omen<\/strong>, Christopher Morgan<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;Just after the air came alive \/ with hunger. Birds fell \/ in clumps, softly pattering \/ the ground. Deer shrieked&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7145\"><strong>How They Lost Us<\/strong>, Eleanor Gallagher<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;It was the new girl, April, who told us it wasn\u2019t open revolt that we wanted, but to get away with something right under their noses. &#8216;That way you can look at them every day and know that they don\u2019t know.'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7146\"><strong>Everything That Matters in Life and Death<\/strong>, Christopher Allen<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;The company psychologist has a reputation for being a whiny existentialist. How, I ask him, can the dreams of a 911 operator be about anything but death? I don\u2019t call death; death calls <em>me<\/em>. Every night now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7147\"><strong>Cover art:\u00a0Nick and Nora<\/strong>, Allen Forrest<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read Magazine &#8211; Download the .pdf My Papa, He Made Me a Frankenstein, Steve Sibra &#8220;So my Papa, he says, &#8216;Okay Boy, here we go,&#8217; and he gets me by the back of the head and he drowns me in &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7136\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":7039,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-7136","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-1R6","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7136"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7156,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7136\/revisions\/7156"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}