{"id":7057,"date":"2016-02-03T19:09:15","date_gmt":"2016-02-04T02:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7057"},"modified":"2016-02-03T19:09:15","modified_gmt":"2016-02-04T02:09:15","slug":"issue-seventy-five-february-2016","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7057","title":{"rendered":"Issue Seventy-five, February 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"\/\/e.issuu.com\/embed.html#2095819\/33220160\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h6><a href=\"http:\/\/issuu.com\/egumeny\/docs\/jdp_issue_february2016?e=2095819\/33220160\" target=\"_blank\">Read Magazine<\/a> &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/jdp_issue_February2016.pdf\" target=\"_blank\">Download the .pdf<\/a><\/h6>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7058\"><strong>Spirit of the Bidet<\/strong>, Lise Colas<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;A large bulbous thing sprouts out from it and then another protuberance like a nose. I kneel down on the floor and gaze in awe at the embryonic form taking shape. I soon have to make room, as a perfect stranger is attempting to extricate his long legs from the plughole. He is now perched on the side of the bidet. He wears a tweed jacket and a smart yellow waistcoat and check trousers. He dusts himself down with a handkerchief.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7059\"><strong>Two poems: I Saw You There Dickinson (#1027) &#038; Success<\/strong>, Mike Good<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;and so it seemed you did Stop for Death \u2013 \/ Filling your Cart with Grass-Fed Meat \u2013&#8221;; &#8220;It comes down to possession. I thought this watching Sidney Crosby score on a breakaway. It was a beautiful thing to see.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7060\"><strong>Lady Zubaida\u2019s Maid<\/strong>, Michael D\u00edaz Feito<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;Abduh argued that we also breathe with the djinn, because they are real and they are just bad microbes. Now I wonder if Maram believed that, if a potent mix of banal fact and horrifying magic compelled her to commit the crime. We never spoke about belief.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7061\"><strong>Lessons in Lepidoptery<\/strong>, Melina Papadopoulos<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;We always return to the moon. \/ It waits howl-spangled, record-scratched \/ across all the best night ballads&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7062\"><strong>Two poems: Not What We Expected &#038; Termination at the Crime Scene<\/strong>, David Spicer<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;I\u2019ll reveal this: when she and I felt \/ like gluttons and punished ourselves, \/ we ate and drank in <em>The Purgatory Caf\u00e9,<\/em>&#8220;; &#8220;Climbing out of the drooping earth, \/ we organized a search party, \/ found the corpse under the moonlit maple&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7063\"><strong>Visitation<\/strong>, Tony Clavelli<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;There&#8217;s a noodle shop tucked behind two equally run-down dry cleaners in a narrow alleyway that dead-ends and which is always full of puddles even when it hasn&#8217;t rained. Fiona eats lunch here every Thursday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id= 7064\"><strong>Cover art:\u00a0Lina<\/strong>, Buzz Siler<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read Magazine &#8211; Download the .pdf Spirit of the Bidet, Lise Colas &#8220;A large bulbous thing sprouts out from it and then another protuberance like a nose. 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