{"id":7025,"date":"2016-01-08T20:13:00","date_gmt":"2016-01-09T03:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7025"},"modified":"2016-01-10T01:58:47","modified_gmt":"2016-01-10T08:58:47","slug":"sexing-the-detective","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7025","title":{"rendered":"Sexing the Detective"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Catherine Wald<\/p>\n<p><b\/><\/p>\n<p>I like my men tall, angular and on the spectrum.<\/p>\n<p>I want a guy who knows every intimate detail of my<br \/>\nlife and nothing about the movements of my heart,<br \/>\nwho has transformed rudeness into art form, whose<br \/>\nintellect induces vertigo.<\/p>\n<p>Let me have an obdurate specimen who wears<br \/>\nlong, loose coats and strange headgear; who has<br \/>\na brother named Mycroft and a healthy fear<br \/>\nof the terrifying anaesthesia of boredom,<\/p>\n<p>a guy who has only one friend &#8212; one<br \/>\nmore than he deserves &#8212; and has<br \/>\nyet to encounter arc, release<br \/>\nand declension as physical<br \/>\nphenomena.<\/p>\n<p>Wouldn\u2019t I love to prove beyond<br \/>\na reasonable or maniacal doubt<br \/>\nhis body\u2019s insistent logic, take him<br \/>\nto the end of the line and make him<br \/>\nscream nonsense syllables<br \/>\nat the top of his lungs?<\/p>\n<p><strong>CATHERINE WALD<\/strong>\u2019s poems have appeared in <em>American Journal of Nursing<\/em>, <em>Buddhist Poetry Journal<\/em>, <em>Chronogram<\/em>, <em>Classical Poets<\/em>, <em>Exit 13<\/em>, <em>Friends Journal<\/em>, <em>Jewish Literary Journal<\/em>, <em>New Verse News<\/em>, <em>The 5-2 Crime Poetry Weekly<\/em>, <em>The Lyric<\/em>, <em>The New Poet<\/em>, and <em>Westchester Review<\/em>. She is the author of the poetry chapbook <em>Distant, burned-out stars<\/em> (Finishing Line Press, 2001) and <em>The Resilient Writer: Tales of Rejection and Triumph from 23 Top Authors<\/em> (Persea, 2005).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catherine Wald I like my men tall, angular and on the spectrum. I want a guy who knows every intimate detail of my life and nothing about the movements of my heart, who has transformed rudeness into art form, whose &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=7025\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":7023,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-7025","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-1Pj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7025"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7055,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7025\/revisions\/7055"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/7023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}