{"id":6974,"date":"2015-12-02T18:57:01","date_gmt":"2015-12-03T01:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=6974"},"modified":"2015-12-02T18:57:01","modified_gmt":"2015-12-03T01:57:01","slug":"something-about-nudity-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=6974","title":{"rendered":"Something About Nudity in the Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>William Greenfield<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The contrast of stainless steel to ample breasts<br \/>\nfar out trumps a sheer negligee and fluffy pillows.<br \/>\nThe marriage of derri\u00e8re to cherry wood<br \/>\nis an unexpected pleasure, like finding<br \/>\nBen Franklin in a pair of worn and fading Wranglers.<br \/>\nNo violins.<br \/>\nNo scented oils.<br \/>\nThe hum of the dishwasher<br \/>\nis pornographic foreplay.<br \/>\nI have got to find a new place<br \/>\nfor this fucking spice rack.<br \/>\nCounter space is at such a premium.<\/p>\n<p>Winner of Storyteller Magazine\u2019s People\u2019s Choice Award in 2012, <strong>WILLIAM GREENFIELD<\/strong> has had poems published in numerous literary journals, including <em>The Westchester Review<\/em>, <em>Carve Magazine<\/em>, <em>The East Coast Literary Review<\/em>, and others. After a long career in federal service, he is semi-retired and resides in Liberty, NY.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>William Greenfield The contrast of stainless steel to ample breasts far out trumps a sheer negligee and fluffy pillows. The marriage of derri\u00e8re to cherry wood is an unexpected pleasure, like finding Ben Franklin in a pair of worn and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=6974\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":6969,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6974","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-1Ou","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6974"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6980,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6974\/revisions\/6980"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}