{"id":6296,"date":"2014-09-03T16:59:51","date_gmt":"2014-09-03T22:59:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=6296"},"modified":"2014-09-03T16:59:51","modified_gmt":"2014-09-03T22:59:51","slug":"two-haiku","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=6296","title":{"rendered":"Two Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mansour Chow<\/p>\n<p><strong>Porn\/Spam Haiku #1<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cBusty young babe plays\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cRubbing her little wet clit\u201d<br \/>\n. . . So much loneliness<\/p>\n<p><strong>Porn\/Spam Haiku #2<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u201cBeauty stuffing huge pepper\u201d<br \/>\nMake a sandwich in between<br \/>\n\u201cSluts share cock in jail\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>MANSOUR CHOW<\/strong> wants you to know that most third-person bios you read on contributor pages are written by the writers themselves. However, in this case, Jersey Devil Press have written it for him and want you to know he is one of the worst human beings on the planet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mansour Chow Porn\/Spam Haiku #1 \u201cBusty young babe plays\u201d \u201cRubbing her little wet clit\u201d . . . So much loneliness Porn\/Spam Haiku #2 \u201cBeauty stuffing huge pepper\u201d Make a sandwich in between \u201cSluts share cock in jail\u201d MANSOUR CHOW wants &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=6296\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":6293,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-6296","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-1Dy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6296"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6296\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6335,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6296\/revisions\/6335"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/6293"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}