{"id":622,"date":"2010-09-29T00:28:05","date_gmt":"2010-09-29T04:28:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=622"},"modified":"2010-11-27T16:06:56","modified_gmt":"2010-11-27T21:06:56","slug":"issue-thirteen-october-2010","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=622","title":{"rendered":"Issue Thirteen, October 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A Robot’s Sonnet<\/strong>, Danger_Slater<\/a>
\n“He built me himself out of a microwave, an electric toothbrush, and a second-generation iPod touch. I recall every vivid detail of that day just as I recall every vivid detail of every day. I come equipped with six terabytes of memory.”<\/p>\n

Hole in the Garden<\/strong>, yt sumner<\/a>
\n“It wasn\u2019t very wide but it looked deep and when I leaned over I couldn\u2019t see the bottom. I nibbled my lip. It would not do having a hole in my garden like this. Someone could fall in.”<\/p>\n

Morning Birdsong and the Hell Demons<\/strong>, Craig Wallwork<\/a>
\n“As I discovered recently while travelling along the M62 motorway, my father was wrong: the way to a woman\u2019s heart is not through her sternum, but instead by jamming an umbrella into the chest of a winged demon from Hell.”<\/p>\n

Brave Young Americans: Some Assembly Required<\/strong>, Jenny Ortiz<\/a>
\n“There\u2019d been a time when Jaynus and I dreamt that running away would mean the hot sun on our skin, the taste of fresh coffee, waking up in a new city. But then hiding in train cars, jumping over fences, and washing up in the bathrooms of gas stations started wearing us down.”<\/p>\n

Captain Neptunium and Lady U-boat<\/strong>, Mike Sweeney<\/a>
\n“I don\u2019t know much about the supernatural, but I do know that any time ‘magic’ is spelled with a ‘j’ and a superfluous ‘k’ slapped on the end, it\u2019s never a good thing. Whatever book Professor Majestic was using, I can bet it wasn\u2019t about communing with the Mother Goddess.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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