Mark A. Rayner<\/p>\n
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I looked up at the mass of signs and stars in the night sky and laid myself open for the first time to the benign indifference of the world.<\/i><\/p>\n
Albert Camus, The Stranger<\/i><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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The shirt lay on his bed. It mocked him. It compelled him to wear it, but he didn\u2019t want to. He hated the shirt.<\/p>\n
That and the stupid hat.<\/p>\n
What if he didn\u2019t put them on? That was always an option, surely? He had some other clothes, didn\u2019t he? He went to his closet and was mildly horrified to see that it was stuffed with striped shirts, red and white bobble hats, and an assortment of jeans. How had his life come to this? He made his way to the back of the closet and could find nothing but red and white stripes. Red and white. The jeans were all blue, the same style. Not even brand name.<\/p>\n
Wally looked out at the bedroom, morning sunshine angling in through the venetian blinds.<\/p>\n
The light reminded him of Algeria, dry as the pages of a book. Wally had just finished reading The Stranger<\/i>, and it haunted him. He\u2019d been to Algeria, of course. He\u2019d been everywhere.<\/p>\n
Wally had met Camus, too, during his time-travelling days. In fact, Wally had met the French writer while Camus was authoring his other famous book, The Myth of Sisyphus<\/i>.<\/p>\n
He remembered the conversation they\u2019d had over cheap wine in a crowded Parisian bistro: \u201cFor me, ch\u00e9r Charlie, the only serious philosophical question is this: is life worth living? The world is irrational, and yet . . . yet, we yearn for happiness and the rational. Why? It is absurd. There is no sense to it. This is the heart of my thinking, Charlie. The absurd is born of our human need for reason and the unreasonable silence of the world.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cBut don\u2019t you feel as though you are being watched?\u201d he\u2019d asked, not bothering to correct Camus about his name. It didn\u2019t matter where he went; everyone seemed to use the local version of Wally. In America he was \u201cWaldo,” in Germany \u201cWalter,” in France \u201cCharlie.\u201d Better not to make waves, to blend in. His instinct was to hide in plain sight, so he rolled with it, always.<\/p>\n
\u201cWatched?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes. Don\u2019t you feel like you are constantly being watched?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGod?\u201d Camus had said, a look of amusement on his face.<\/p>\n
\u201cGod? What? No. People. That people<\/i> are looking for you?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYou mean the Nazis?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThey could be Nazis, but not just the Nazis. I don\u2019t know,\u201d Wally had said. \u201cThey are <\/i>looking for me, though, I\u2019m not making that up. It\u2019s like they\u2019re searching for me.\u201d<\/p>\n
Camus had thought about that for a moment and smiled warmly. He had grasped Wally\u2019s right bicep, squeezing it like an old friend: \u201cMadness has a kind of freedom in it, though you are in a prison, nonetheless. It is another duality.\u201d<\/p>\n
And then the crowd had started to thin, and it was time for Wally to go. When he was not absolutely alone, he couldn\u2019t be comfortable unless there was a crowd. He only felt safe surrounded by hundreds, or thousands. It was probably why he never worked things out with Wilma. Or her identical twin, Wenda, for that matter. Wally blushed as he remembered the three of them together, that one night. But three, as it turned out, wasn\u2019t a big enough crowd for it to work.<\/p>\n
Was Camus right? Was it possible there was nobody watching him? If that were so, then there would be a kind of freedom he\u2019d never felt. He wouldn\u2019t have to be so circumspect. He wouldn\u2019t have to spend all his time trying to blend in with the crowd. That could get challenging, he\u2019d found, especially in more exotic locales, times, realities . . . Wally wondered what Camus would have made of his stint in a dimension known as Clown Town. The place had been nightmarish. Apocalyptic. Everyone was a clown, and everything was shaped like a clown. Camus would probably have enjoyed the delicious absurdity of the place and time. It was one of the worst scenes Wally had ever found himself in, but if he had been wearing something other than his stripped shirt and bobble hat, those clowns would have ended up juggling with his skull. He knew it.<\/p>\n
So the shirt had saved him on occasion, but it was, as Camus hinted, a prison. Like Meursault, the main character in The Stranger<\/i>, Wally faced the rest of his life behind bars. Though unlike Meursault, his life could be very long.<\/p>\n
Wally realized that he was still standing in his closet, naked except for his underwear and socks. Red and white striped boxers and knee-highs, of course. His dresser was filled with them.<\/p>\n
He walked to the window and opened the blinds. Outside he could see his yard. It was spring again, though he couldn\u2019t really tell you how long it had been spring. The trees were in bloom, and bright blue forget-me-nots dotted the lush green grass. He could see Woof\u2019s tail wagging strongly enough to shake his whole back end, his front obscured by a bush. The dog had probably found a rabbit or some other creature, helpless, trying to hide.<\/p>\n
Wally looked at the shirt and all his other clothes on the bed. When he put them on, and picked up the walking stick, he would be whisked away, as he always was. He looked out at the yard, dappled in the May sunshine, and realized that he\u2019d never been in it. He\u2019d never felt the grass between his toes.<\/p>\n
He took off his socks. Slipped out of his boxers and tried to open the window. It was frozen shut. He grabbed his walking stick and smashed the panes of glass. He climbed through, cutting himself in the process. Red stripes of blood wound down his pasty white legs, but Wally didn\u2019t care.<\/p>\n
The grass felt wonderful.<\/p>\n
Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, massively-bestselling wannabe, MARK A. RAYNER<\/b> is actually Canadian. By day he is a university prof and by night, a writer of humorous, satirical and fabulist novels, squibs and other drivel. (Some pure, and some quite tainted with meaning.) He’s published a collection of flash fiction & three novels, the most recent being The Fridgularity<\/i>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mark A. Rayner I looked up at the mass of signs and stars in the night sky and laid myself open for the first time to the benign indifference of the world. Albert Camus, The Stranger The shirt lay on … Continue reading