{"id":316,"date":"2010-09-23T12:07:52","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T16:07:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=316"},"modified":"2010-11-27T16:04:05","modified_gmt":"2010-11-27T21:04:05","slug":"issue-seven-april-2010","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=316","title":{"rendered":"Issue Seven, April 2010"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Newcomers<\/strong>, Mike Sweeney<\/a>
\n“The world ended on a Monday, but we didn\u2019t see them till Tuesday.”<\/p>\n

Nothing Up His Sleeve<\/strong>, Josh Goller<\/a>
\n“I was the first to see the dead rabbit.”<\/p>\n

Sigourney Weaver Stole My Shadow<\/strong>, Craig Wallwork<\/a>
\n“I watched people walk by, the joggers, the young professionals and teenagers talking into tiny plastic phones. Not one of them cast a shadow.”<\/p>\n

Two Stories<\/strong>, Joseph A. W. Quintela<\/a>
\n“A wayward military computer? Sure. But a Ford? No one saw that coming.”<\/p>\n

Enclosure<\/strong>, Carly Anne West<\/a>
\n“Muriel entrenched herself in the bathroom one Wednesday afternoon. Her foot was undeniably and firmly lodged in the toilet\u2019s drain.”<\/p>\n

Snowpocalypse<\/strong>, Danger_Slater<\/a>
\n“Mott’s applesauce. Mott’s applesauce! Goddamnit, which aisle is the Mott’s applesauce in?!? MOTHERFUCKER, I NEED MY MOTHERFUCKING MOTT’S APPLESAUCE!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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