{"id":2572,"date":"2012-05-02T15:18:01","date_gmt":"2012-05-02T21:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=2572"},"modified":"2012-05-02T15:22:19","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T21:22:19","slug":"fictional-ruins-and-finger-bang","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=2572","title":{"rendered":"Fictional Ruins and Finger Bang"},"content":{"rendered":"

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"Fictional Ruins," by Jon Snoek<\/p><\/div><\/p>\n

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"Finger Bang," by Jon Snoek<\/p><\/div>
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\nJon Snoek<\/strong>\u00a0is a bearded hippie from Texas who bears no small resemblance to Jesus, or to Papa Smurf when he paints his beard white. Don’t let these gentle doppelg\u00e4ngers fool you: when the zombie apocalypse happens, he will shoot you in the face. Then he’ll use your brains to make art. When he\u2019s not doing any of those things, he makes animated short films, which you can watch at\u00a0funnyordie.com\/snoeked<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Jon Snoek Jon Snoek\u00a0is a bearded hippie from Texas who bears no small resemblance to Jesus, or to Papa Smurf when he paints his beard white. Don’t let these gentle doppelg\u00e4ngers fool you: when the zombie apocalypse happens, he … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"parent":2561,"menu_order":5,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2572","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-Fu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2572"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2622,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2572\/revisions\/2622"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2561"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}