{"id":1908,"date":"2011-11-29T23:55:37","date_gmt":"2011-11-30T06:55:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1908"},"modified":"2011-11-30T00:38:56","modified_gmt":"2011-11-30T07:38:56","slug":"issue-twenty-five-december-2011","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1908","title":{"rendered":"Issue Twenty-Five, December 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Conversations with My Vestigial Tail<\/strong>, Russell Bradbury-Carlin<\/a>
\n“In fact, I\u2019ve been in a sexual relationship. We were together for two months.
\nAnd the fact that I had a tail was not a problem.”<\/p>\n

Bones<\/strong>, Joseph Alan Hasinger<\/a>
\n“He\u2019d sit on our bedroom floor with the bones scattered before him like pieces of a jigsaw puzzle, staring and thinking and scratching his head.”<\/p>\n

Infested<\/strong>, Bob McHugh<\/a>
\n“I speak passable Italian, so I assumed it was Sardinian, but it could have been slang.
\nIt was at least marginally insulting.”<\/p>\n

Me and Gatsby<\/strong>, Kat Lewin<\/a>
\n“Everyone would play with me and Gatsby at first. Kickball, softball, foursquare, you name it. Gatsby was the captain of every team.”<\/p>\n

Rodents from Beyond: Part Two<\/strong>, Stephen Schwegler<\/a>
\n“‘We\u2019ll enslave humanity and, well, make you clean up our poo mainly.
\nWe don\u2019t have thumbs so it\u2019s kind of hard.'”<\/p>\n

A Nice Jewish Golem<\/strong>, Ao-Hui Lin<\/a>
\n“Let me say from the start, I am not prejudiced. I mean really, after all the troubles my people have gone through, the pogroms, the Nazis, Mel Gibson, how could I be?”<\/p>\n

Red Hot Panda Love<\/strong>, Danger_Slater<\/a>
\n“‘Ellie! Ellie! Come in here, quick! I think the pandas are about to fuck!'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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