{"id":1697,"date":"2011-09-11T17:27:13","date_gmt":"2011-09-11T23:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1697"},"modified":"2017-04-24T08:49:37","modified_gmt":"2017-04-24T14:49:37","slug":"screw-the-universe","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1697","title":{"rendered":"Screw the Universe"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"stu_cover-taynthoemer\"<\/a>

“This is the best book I never read!” – Bruce Campbell<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Screw the Universe<\/i>, an ebook of connected short stories by Stephen Schwegler and Nathan W. Taynthoemer is now available as an e-book at Smashwords<\/a> and on Amazon<\/a>! For less than a dollar! It’s also available in paperback<\/a>\"\" for more than a dollar!<\/p>\n

\nSpace, the hopefully not copyrighted final frontier. Out there is a universe teeming with new and strange life, with science and probably magic and wonderment. And out there, in that inky black void, is a spaceship whose crew honestly could not give a crap.<\/p>\n

Welcome to the Zdravo. Home to a crew more concerned with getting ice cream than with saving the galaxy, under the command of a federation that grants promotions based on filthy acts performed behind only occasionally closed doors, and captained by a man whose only goal in life is to bone as many lifeforms as he can, a captain who truly wants to screw the universe.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you like your science fiction serious and thought-provoking… this is not for you. If, on the other hand, you have a tendency to sit there thinking the sci-fi story you’re reading needs a slowly evolving spaceship, expendable crew members with funny names, and more dick jokes than you could shake a stick at, then buy Screw the Universe<\/i> right the hell now<\/a>!
\n
<\/br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“This is the best book I never read!” – Bruce Campbell Screw the Universe, an ebook of connected short stories by Stephen Schwegler and Nathan W. Taynthoemer is now available as an e-book at Smashwords and on Amazon! For less … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":220,"menu_order":6,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1697","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-rn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1697","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1697"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1697\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7539,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1697\/revisions\/7539"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}