{"id":1228,"date":"2011-03-28T15:27:22","date_gmt":"2011-03-28T19:27:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1228"},"modified":"2011-03-29T23:14:16","modified_gmt":"2011-03-30T03:14:16","slug":"issue-nineteen-april-2011","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1228","title":{"rendered":"Issue Nineteen, April 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><object style=\"width:700px;height:525px\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/static.issuu.com\/webembed\/viewers\/style1\/v1\/IssuuViewer.swf?mode=embed&amp;layout=http%3A%2F%2Fskin.issuu.com%2Fv%2Fcolor%2Flayout.xml&amp;backgroundColor=000000&amp;showFlipBtn=true&amp;documentId=110328212233-49ca379fadf9485785790a150a9d485e&amp;docName=jdp_apr2011&amp;username=egumeny&amp;loadingInfoText=Jersey%20Devil%20Press%20Issue%20Nineteen%2C%20April%202011&amp;et=1301359541466&amp;er=37\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"\/><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\"\/><\/object><\/p>\n<div style=\"width:700px;text-align:left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/issuu.com\/egumeny\/docs\/jdp_apr2011?mode=embed&amp;layout=http%3A%2F%2Fskin.issuu.com%2Fv%2Fcolor%2Flayout.xml&amp;backgroundColor=000000&amp;showFlipBtn=true\" target=\"_blank\">Read Magazine<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/jdp_feb2011.pdf\"> Download the .pdf<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/br><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1230\"><strong>Trapped in the Bathroom at the End of the World<\/strong>, Henry Sane<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;The world ended one night as I was sitting on the toilet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1235\"><strong>Third Guard<\/strong>, Autumn Hayes<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;The rules state clear and firm: carry the box over your head,<br \/>\nor at least five feet off the ground, at all times. No setting it down. Ever, or else.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1241\"><strong>Dry Heat<\/strong>, Steven Gumeny<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;It wasn\u2019t like he had anything else to do. The ozone holes made sunbathing unpleasant,<br \/>\nunless you missed the smell of fried chicken enough to take the pain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1245\"><strong>The Badlands<\/strong>, Matt Rowan<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;I asked Indian Fred to inquire about better jerky at minimum and, if possible,<br \/>\nfind out if they had any cheese (preferably French) lying around.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1251\"><strong>Armageddon&#8217;s Jester<\/strong>, Andrew S. Williams<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;<em>I have no treats for you, heathen, only judgment!<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read Magazine Download the .pdf Trapped in the Bathroom at the End of the World, Henry Sane &#8220;The world ended one night as I was sitting on the toilet.&#8221; Third Guard, Autumn Hayes &#8220;The rules state clear and firm: carry &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1228\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":952,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1228","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-jO","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1228"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1264,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1228\/revisions\/1264"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}