{"id":1164,"date":"2011-02-21T19:19:04","date_gmt":"2011-02-22T00:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1164"},"modified":"2011-02-22T10:44:20","modified_gmt":"2011-02-22T15:44:20","slug":"issue-eighteen-march-2011","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1164","title":{"rendered":"Issue Eighteen, March 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"width:700px;height:525px\" ><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/static.issuu.com\/webembed\/viewers\/style1\/v2\/IssuuReader.swf?mode=mini&amp;embedBackground=%23505050&amp;documentId=110222150521-33f3d9fd98254884b526be4b8a710209\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"\/><param name=\"menu\" value=\"false\"\/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"\/><\/object><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/jdp_mar2011.pdf\"> Download the .pdf<\/a><br \/>\n<br \/><\/br><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1171\"><strong>Night of the Garter<\/strong>, Lorna D. Keach<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;Jerry knew Barbara wanted to kill him,<br \/>\nbut he really thought she\u2019d try poison or an ice pick first.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1175\"><strong>Bubble Wrap<\/strong>, Hall Jameson<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;None of the other passengers seemed to notice, even though it tickled their bare necks and mussed their hair.  They probably blamed the wind.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1177\"><strong>Chimp<\/strong>, Ann Capozzoli<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;If she had a chimp, she would never get hair in the drain.<br \/>\nShe\u2019d even eat marmalade sandwiches.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1179\"><strong>The Zombie Wish<\/strong>, Brenna Watry<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;Blood spatter was hard enough to get out of the wash.<br \/>\nBile, fecal matter, and decaying skin were even worse.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1181\"><strong>Laika Wins the Race<\/strong>, Bryan Hinojosa<\/a><br \/>\n&#8220;Wow.  Look at that.  With their trigonometry and soil mechanics and metallurgy and such, these humans can do anything.  Imagine the messes they\u2019ll stir up.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Download the .pdf Night of the Garter, Lorna D. Keach &#8220;Jerry knew Barbara wanted to kill him, but he really thought she\u2019d try poison or an ice pick first.&#8221; Bubble Wrap, Hall Jameson &#8220;None of the other passengers seemed to &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/?page_id=1164\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":952,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1164","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P15duy-iM","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1164","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1164"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1164\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1185,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1164\/revisions\/1185"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.jerseydevilpress.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1164"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}