Jersey Devil Press

A few things:

First, a reminder that Perhaps. is now available. We’ve got paperbacks, signed copies, and digital versions for your Kindle or e-reader. Buy one now!

Second, Duotrope’s Digest updated their classification system, opening us up to some new authors. Hooray! That said, New Submitters, please know that we are not fans of murder for the sake of murder. We prefer humor in our horror. Also, stop sending us stories about rape. Seriously. Fucking stop.

Third, we’re fixin’ to have ourselves a little shindig in New York City come the 24th of April. Part reading, part theater workshop, part free beer. Full details soon, but, for now, just mark your calendars. You won’t want to miss it.

The day has finally arrived: Perhaps. by Stephen Schwegler is now available!

You can buy a paperback or a signed copy, or, if you’re more digitally inclined, or simply a tree-hugger, you can also get a copy for your Kindle or other e-reader.

If for some reason blindly buying a book solely on the word of the publisher isn’t your thing, you can go ahead and read two of the stories from the collection before you give us your hard-earned — or stolen or found or won, we’re not picky — money: “Jesus Was Broke” is here and “Decisions” can be found here.

Read them and love them. Then own them. Then read them again. Then tell other people to read them. The world will be a better place for it.

3… 2… 1… It’s over! Time is up! No more Perhaps. pre-order. If you haven’t already ordered it, well, you’re screwed. You missed your chance to be one of the cool kids. Now you’re gonna have to wait until March 15th and buy it the old fashioned way, just like every other sucker out there. For shame.