Perhaps. by Stephen Schwegler
Coming March 2010!
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“Hello, my name is Jerry and my friend here would like to talk to you about Perhaps. by Stephen Schwegler. Go ahead, Santa.”
“Squeak.”
“Nice. Would you like to tell us a few of your favorite lines from this book?”
“Squeak.”
“Yeah, those are pretty great. For those of you who are not fluent in chipmunk:
‘And besides, Heaven has E-Z Pass.’
‘Lay a body out, chop it up and store it in Tupperware.’
‘Must provide own uniform.’
‘The room didn’t flow.’
‘Moo.’
‘Not now, I need to call a locksmith.’
‘See I was healing these lepers, said the wrong thing and, poof, here I am.’
‘Eat one and I’ll let you go.’
‘That’s because you’re trying to open it with your feet.’
‘I think he referred to him as a “deranged crack head.”‘
Wait, that last one wasn’t about me, right?”
“Squeak.”
“OK, good.”
Read an excerpt here!
