Jersey Devil Press

“Steve has a really crazy sense of humour in the great tradition of the Goon Show and Monty Python. Thank him for me, please, for a witty, inventive, surreal and subversive collection.” — Gillian Bennett, author of “Alas, Poor Ghost!”: Traditions of Belief in Story and Discourse

Available in paperback and digitally, for your Kindle or other e-reader!

“Hello, my name is Jerry and my friend here would like to talk to you about Perhaps. by Stephen Schwegler. Go ahead, Santa.”

“Squeak.”

“Nice. Would you like to tell us a few of your favorite lines from this book?”

“Squeak.”

“Yeah, those are pretty great. For those of you who are not fluent in chipmunk:

‘And besides, Heaven has E-Z Pass.’

‘Lay a body out, chop it up and store it in Tupperware.’

‘Must provide own uniform.’

‘The room didn’t flow.’

‘Moo.’

‘Not now, I need to call a locksmith.’

‘See I was healing these lepers, said the wrong thing and, poof, here I am.’

‘Eat one and I’ll let you go.’

‘That’s because you’re trying to open it with your feet.’

‘I think he referred to him as a “deranged crack head.”‘

Wait, that last one wasn’t about me, right?”

“Squeak.”

“OK, good.”

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Read an excerpt here!