Perhaps., now available for pre-order!

Good evening, ladies and gentle-fops. I come to you on the decline of this fine, fine Groundhog’s Day with startling, amazing, terrific news:
Perhaps., by Stephen Schwegler, is now available for pre-order.
Yes, you read that right, Perhaps. is now available for pre-order. In our store.
Perhaps. is due in all your usual retail establishments on March 15th, 2010, but we, being the wonderful people we are, have decided to open up pre-orders for it for the month of February.
You can order it as a classic paperback or in the extra fancy “author signed” edition. I can’t promise you that Steve’s handwriting will be legible, but I can promise that the ink will be free of blood. He was against that for some reason.
All pre-orders will be personally packaged with love and good intentions and will ship on March 15th.
You can find an excerpt from the collection, the short story “Jesus Was Broke,” here. Read it, love it, buy it. In whatever order you want.
And when you’re done, don’t forget to check out Issue Five! Free and online, just the way Mama used to make it.